marchofthemadhare:

argh my dad is reading my brand new prospectus and bending the spine and creasing the pages and oh my god is that motive enough for murder?

oh my god he’s planning on ‘reading’ my other ones tomorrow bloody hell

argh my dad is reading my brand new prospectus and bending the spine and creasing the pages and oh my god is that motive enough for murder?

childhoodphobia:

HOW FUCKING LONG DID THIS TAKE TO MAKE HOLY SHIT THATS AMAZING AFLKEDSJFLAJ

(via everythingharrypotter)

buzzfeed:

Movies are more fun backwards. 

(via aarvb)

bellatrix-prior:

peter-thedoctor-capaldi:

marrecarandgi:

Is it just me or John Green looks like James Potter nursing Harry?

make john green find the thing

john green will die when he finds the thing

(via thelonelygodwithabox)

Appearance:

  • I am 5’4 or shorter.
  • I have many scars.
  • I tan easily.
  • I wish my hair was a different colour.
  • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.
  • I have a tattoo.
  • I am self-conscious about my appearance.
  • I have/I’ve had/I need braces.
  • I wear glasses/contacts.
  • I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
  • I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
  • I have more than 2 piercings. (only technically)
  • I have piercings in places besides my ears.
  • I have freckles.

Family/Home Life:

  • I’ve sworn at my parents.
  • I’ve been kicked out of the house.
  • I have a sibling less than one year old.
  • I want to have kids someday.
  • I have children.
  • I’ve lost a child.

Embarrassment:

  • I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
  • Disney movies still make me cry.
  • I’ve snorted while laughing. 
  • I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
  • I’ve glued my hands to something.
  • I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
  • I’ve had my trousers rip in public.

Health:

  • I was born with a disease/impairment.
  • I currently have a serious disease.
  • I’ve had stitches.
  • I’ve broken a bone.
  • I’ve had my tonsils removed.
  • I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
  • I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
  • I’ve had surgery.
  • I’ve had chicken pox.

Traveling:

  • I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
  • I’ve been to Canada.
  • I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
  • I’ve been to Japan.
  • I’ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
  • I’ve been to Spain.
  • I’ve been to Africa.
  • I’ve been to Italy. 
  • I’ve been to France.
  • I’ve been to London.

Experiences:

  • I’ve been lost in my city. 
  • I’ve seen a shooting star. 
  • I’ve wished on a shooting star.
  • I’ve seen a meteor shower.
  • I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
  • I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
  • I’ve been to a casino.
  • I’ve been skydiving.
  • I’ve gone skinny dipping.
  • I’ve played spin the bottle.
  • I’ve been skiing.
  • I’ve been in a play.
  • I’ve met someone in person from the internet.
  • I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
  • I’ve seen the Northern Lights
  • I’ve sat on a roof top at night. 
  • I’ve played chicken.
  • I’ve played a prank on someone.
  • I’ve ridden in a taxi.
  • I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
  • I’ve eaten sushi
  • I’ve been snowboarding.

Relationships:

  • I’m single.
  • I’m in a relationship.
  • I’m engaged.
  • I’m married.
  • I’ve gone on a blind date.
  • I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper.
  • I miss someone right now.
  • I’ve been divorced.
  • I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back. 

Honesty/Crime:

  • I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t. 
  • I have lied to my parents about where I am.
  • I’ve cheated while playing a game.
  • I’ve run a red light. 
  • I’ve been suspended from school
  • I’ve witnessed a crime.
  • I’ve been in a fight.
  • I’ve been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol:

  • I’ve consumed alcohol.
  • I’ve smoked a cigarette.
  • I regularly drink.
  • I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
  • I’ve done hard drugs.
  • I’ve been addicted to an illegal drug.
“Except you can’t show a topless woman on TV - and you can’t defibrillate a woman in a bra. So victims of heart attacks on TV are always male. Did you know that a woman having a heart attack is more likely to have back or jaw pain than chest or left arm pain? I didn’t - because I’ve never seen a woman having a heart attack. I’ve been trained in CPR and Advanced First Aid by the Red Cross over 15 times in my life, the videos and booklets always have a guy and say the same thing about clutching his chest and/or bicep.

And people laugh when I tell them women are still invisible in this world.”

distractedbyshinyobjects

re: feministing - for women, heart attacks look different

Things I did not know, but should.

(via elfgrove)

This is a post that might save a life. 

(via str8nochaser)

My mom worked for 25 years as an ER nurse and is convinced that a lot of women die simply because folks only know heart attack symptoms that occur in males. 

(via darkjez)WHT

(via scarfarms)

(via landofmayhem)

Are you questioning my judgment?
No, no. Its, it’s just, er…an instinct, that’s all.
Oh, well, if you got an instinct, we should ignore my lifetime of military experience.

(via brolininthetardis)

vermofftiss:

anuminous:

Public Service Announcement from Megan Fox promoting Jennifer’s Body (2009)

Fuck yeah. Best PSA ever seen.

That… did not end the way I expected it to.

(via landofmayhem)

sp0tlessmiind:

thescarletwoman:

mennaoawad:

riddle me that, mankind

THANK YOU. Such a perfect way to phrase that. 

YES.

(via davidtennantseyebrow)

danradcliffs:

THE MAGIC BEGINS

2. Favourite book: Order of the Phoenix

"Youth can not know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young."

(via tibiriusmclaggen)